In which we listen to a dubstep version of the Dance of the Sugarplum Fairy

In which Selena Gomez describes a place where a creature made of frozen water will perform nuptial ceremonies

In which we peruse a dubstep-influenced version of Little Drummer Boy

In which we hear about a nice lane of candy canes

In which we witness a metal resuscitation of a played-to-death Mariah Carey song